Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Top 10 Best Cordelia Chase Punchlines

As the series’ undisputed mean girl buffy the vampire slayer, Cordelia Chase has some serious punchlines. The Serieously editorial team has therefore, for your greatest pleasure, selected its 10 best lines. Take notes !

1. “Who gave you permission to exist?” » in buffy the vampire slayer

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Let it be said: as a real mean girl, Cordelia Chase is downright cruel with the less popular high school students at the start of the series. Thus, she swings sentences of this type at Willow… but the character played by Alyson Hannigan fortunately has more than one trick up her sleeve.

2. “The world is falling apart? I have research to do, I have an assignment on Bosnia tomorrow but if the world collapses, I’m not going to bother. »

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Because Cordelia asks the real questions in buffy the vampire slayer… In truth, we would all think the same thing in his place, right?

3. “Will Mr. ‘I’m the best soloist in the whole world so I have the right to stand up without apologizing’ be there? »

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Famous for saying out loud what everyone else is thinking, Cordelia comes up with the best nicknames on earth.

4. “Hey, I know what loneliness is even though I have lots of friends. Although I am surrounded, at times I feel completely alone. »

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We still have to admit that this Cordelia punchline in buffy the vampire slayer is much funnier in the original version.

5. “Excuse me, I have to try to reach everyone I know urgently. » in buffy the vampire slayer

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The character played by Charisma Carpenter never do things by halves.

6. “One day I bumped into a girl on a bicycle. It was perhaps the most traumatic event of my life and she only cared about her leg. And my pain, she didn’t care.

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Because Cordelia manages to tell the most horrible things, making us die of laughter, and that is priceless !

7. “Do you know what else you need, Alex, besides some acne ointment?” A gray matter. »

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Ouch ouch ouch… But that’s why the couple formed by Alex and Cordelia, in buffy the vampire slayerpleases the fans so much: it was totally unexpected!

8. “We never change anyone. It’s always the same. What you show is what you are. »

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This replica, absolutely brilliant, is not from buffy the vampire slayer but from its spin-off Angel.

9. “It’s like champagne. I absolutely want it to come from France, and not because it costs the skin of the buttocks. But because it is overpriced. » in buffy the vampire slayer

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Blair Waldorf (gossip girl) and Fallon Carrington (Dynasty) approve.

10. “I tell you as I mean it. »

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This replica, taken from the series Angelsummarizes (very) well the character of Cordelia Chase.



Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Top 10 Best Cordelia Chase Punchlines